Cele mai tari CITATE de la și despre pasionații auto!

Sunt foarte multe citate și expresii colectate de prin toate colțurile internetului și atât de îndrăgite de pasionații de mașini! Amuzante, rupte din realitate și chiar și expresii ale unor oameni care au scris istoria auto sau cea a sportului cu motor.

Bineînțeles că toate sunt în engleză, fiind în circulația internațională însă pentru cine nu este familiarizat cu limbi străine, poate ușor folosi translatorul Google. Pentru cine engleza nu e o problemă, poate trece direct la subiect.

• ”Date a car guy, we break parts not hearts’’

• ”Without cars our grades would be better, our rooms would be cleaner, but our hearts and minds would be empty.”

• I am a crazy car guy, I’ve got an airplane hangar full of cars

• ”A guy knows he is in love, when he loses interest, in his car for a couple of days.”

• ”Roses are red, violets blue, I love my car more than you.”

• ”Run your car, not your mouth.”

• ”All of those cars were once just a dream in somebody’s head.”

• ”There’s a lot of stress, but once you get in the car, all that goes out the window.”

• ”The way I drive, the way I handle a car is an expression of my inner feelings.”

• ”Car is simply near and dear to my heart.”

• ”When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, ‘Nah, what’s wrong with a horse? That was a huge bet he made, and it worked.”

• “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”

• “If you had to choose between unlimited gas and perfect love…what would be the first place you’d drive to?”

• Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.”

• Racing is the best way to convert money into noise”

• ”Take it easy driving– the life you save may be mine.”

• ”Self-driving cars are the natural extension of active safety and obviously something we should do.”

• ”You can get it in any color, as long as it is black”

• ”When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible.”

• ”A racing car is an animal with a thousand adjustments.”   

• ”Racing costs today exactly the same as it did twenty years ago.. it takes every penny you have.”

• ”Driving fast on the track does not scare me. What scares me is when I drive on the highway I get passed by some idiot who thinks he is Fangio.”

• ”You’ll know you’ve made it…..when you wear out your rear tires…..before your front tires…..”

• Electric cars aren’t pollution-free; they have to get their energy from somewhere.   

• ”Cornering perfectly is like bringing a woman to climax.” 

• ”Speed costs, how fast do you want to go?”

• ”A car is like a mother-in-law – if you let it, it will rule your life.”

• ”Flying cars are not a very efficient way to move things from one point to another.”

• “A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” 

• ”As we drive down the freeways, we see the new cars, but not the massive new-car loans that enslave their drivers to the banks.”

• ”Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.”

• ”This grumpy old race car I know once told me something, ‘It’s an empty cup.”

• ”I know you wouldn’t leave without saying goodbye!”

• “I’m gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I’ll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course.“

• “Faster, Faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.”

• “It is amazing how many drivers, even at the Formula One Level, think that the brakes are for slowing the car down.”

• “Auto racing, bullfighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports… all the others are games.” 

• ”Racing is not a game, its worship for racers.”

• “Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.”

• “The lead car is unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.” 

• ”Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.”

• ”Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus. ” 

• ”Take it easy driving, the life you save may be mine.”

• ”Money may not buy happiness, but I ‘d rather cry in a Jaguar than a bus.”

• ”Have you ever noticed that everybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.”

• ”Always focus on the front windshield and not the review mirror.”

• ”With each replacement of parts, a car slowly becomes Chinese.”

• ”If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.”

• ”To get to know a country, you must have direct contact with the earth. It’s futile to gaze at the world through a car window.”

• ”Car is my unbeaten spouse”

• ”The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man.”

• We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.

Și câteva dintre cele mai populare stickere cu inscripții pe mașini.

• ”I believe in dragons, a good man and other fantasy  creatures.”
• ”I like to trace unless you are a cop than I don’t.”
• ”keep honking I’m reloading.”
• ”The dog tail wiper way.”
• ”My other ride is YOUR MOM”
• ”WARNING. In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned!”
• “The Left Lane… If you can’t keep up, KEEP OUT!”
• ”adults on board we wanna live too.”
• ”Sex is like pizza: It’s all Good, some are just better than others.”
• ”DRIVER IS ON DRUGS AND OWNS GUNS.”
• ”Don’t drink and park accidents cause people.”
• ”I’m not divorced I’ve been paroled.”
• ”Why is a job better than the wife, after 10 years job still sucks.”
• ”Caution, the driver doesn’t give a shit anymore.”
• ”If first, you don’t succeed screw it.”
• ”Work is for people who don’t know how to fish.”
• ”Married man don’t live longer, it only seemed longer.”
• ”Honk if you have never seen, an Uzi fired from a car window.”
• ”This vehicle stops to all garage sales.”
• ”I respect your opinion, I just don’t want to hear it”enjoy traffic, drive with your pants down.”
• ”I had a handle on life but it  broke.”
• ”Sick smooth and flashy and I don’t mean my car.”
• ”Truck drivers backup but they won’t back down.”
• ”Hard work never killed anyone but why take the change.”
• ”Straights are for fast cars. Turns are for fast drivers.”
• ”DRIVER HAS NO CASH - inscripție pe o mașină sport
• ”Racing is the process of turning money into noise.”
• ”The racing driver needs to be fed a diet of other racing drivers.”
• ”If a Prius Drifts, is it called the electric slide?”
• ”Duct tape is The Force: It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.”
• ”You show me a racer that says that he’s never forgotten to tighten his lug nuts, and I’ll show you a liar.”
• ”I drove my Merc into a tree I found out how the Mercedes bends.”